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 Post subject: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:05 pm 
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Hi all,

Having just moved, I've a
need to get rid of some items. Please mail me for pictures/specs if
you are keen. imagesyndicate at gmail dot com
I'm in Joburg, Olivedale area.

Strictly cash or nco

Spinning bike + rowing machine- R2500 or R1500 for both.

Red tail boa constrictor with tank, stand and extras- R3500

P4 Desktop PC, Monitor + extras- R3000

Trek Cycling helmet- R80

additions:

Pool lilo- R50

Kodak Pro 14N, full frame 14 mp dSLR- R4000

Birds and ducks, all are breeding pairs;

Hornbill birds- R1600

Pekin Ducks- R300

Kenyan White Masked Ducks- R300

Mandarin Ducks- R600

Carolina Wood Ducks- R300

Ring Teal Ducks- R300

16 Guina Fowl- R50 each


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:19 pm 
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Try the junk mail you idiot!!


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:12 pm 
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It has been advertised in junk mail, there is more stuff I may add to this list such as climbing gear and related kit.

However, if you really do take exception to my posting on here, take it up with admin/pm and if admin feels this has no place on the classifieds.
I certainly don't have time for stupid remarks like yours, if you want to be puerile find someone else to be vekrampt with.


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:42 pm 
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Hey Dumbass Dassie. This is a climbing site not a place for you to drop your spam. None of the items you are selling are climbing related. So take your ducks :?: and get outta here...


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:21 pm 
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I think the stress of moving is getting to danger dassie. I'll give you fifty for the ducks?


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:56 pm 
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Ok ok ive softened a little. Ill take the blow up doll off your hands for R10 only if u throw in the treadmill and one of those carolina wood chickens with a recipe of course!


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:34 pm 
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Hey dassie you got pic's of the blowup doll? R10 seems very cheap! Have you punchered it? Which duck tasts the best i still have to cook something for xmas dinner. :pukel: This is a CLIMBING sit not a farm yard. :pig:


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:50 am 
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There was a dumb dassie from olive dale
who thought that climbing meant yard sale
he offered his ducks
we told him it sucks
and to take his constrictor to junk mail!

:lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:15 am 
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Real Name: Willem Boshoff
har har har har!!

just advertise a quickdraw or second hand chalk or something and the verkramptes will become verligtes. sounds like you're selling the farm.......


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:25 am 
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Hi Dassie,you should try the Farmers Weekly for those birds.The snake you can give to Discovery,Bear Grylls can use its skin to carry his pee in for when he becomes thirsty!


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:31 am 
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Or....what you could do is feed the ducks to the snake and sell the snake for a whole lot more,then you "combine" the animals,work out cheaper that way for postage.


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:52 am 
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I'll take the pekin duck with that yummy sweet sauce they do, noodles and steamed veg. How much?


Last edited by pierre.joubert on Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:57 am, edited 1 time in total.

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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:55 am 
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I've got it Dassie,I'm gonna make you stinking rich,I'm known to be as a bit of a entrepeneur!Sell the snake to a Chinese take away shop.Just before you sell it to the take away shop,feed the birds to the snake,but not to long in advance,otherwise the birds would be totally digested,say a day before you speed post it to Mr Wong Fu.When he gets it,the birds are nice and tender,but you'll have to cut the snake to get to the saucy tender duck meat.Think Mr Wong is going to be super impressed with your product,he's going to refer you to all his Chinese restaurant buddys and when word gets to mainland China,you are the next Bill Dassie,I mean Gates!Nice tender Peking Duck with a hint of Boa constrictor flavour.I can see it on the front page of Jamie Olivers new book.I'm hungry now,where is that dead puffadder I saw on the side of the road??


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:09 am 
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Sorry guys,this is truly the last post from me on Old Mcdonalds yard sale topic.Why have Bablo Escobar not thought of boa constrictors transporting his blow from Columbia to the States.I mean he could've used Anacondas for that matter,you could stuff a 100 kilos Columbian powder in that sucker,and nobody at customs are gonna x ray a snake?We can even import loads of climbing gear and not pay vat?


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:40 pm 
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hahaha
The best post in alooong time!

Let me have a go...

roses are red
violets are blue
u want a konstriektir?
u can buy one here too

but u're quite out of luck
cos' for yor penny or dime
them dem chickens and sh1t
won't help u climb!

merry Christman ya'll!
:jocolor:
:santa:
j


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:42 am 
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Location: Cape Town
Real Name: Willem Boshoff
Mandarin Ducks- R600
Trek Cycling helmet- R80
Red tail boa constrictor - R3500
Making us laugh our butts off - priceless


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 Post subject: Re: Yard Sale !!!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:35 pm 
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shame okes the poor guy wont be able to show his face on here for a long time! If you know danger give him a pat on the the back...it is the season to be jolly! :P


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