When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The only thing I can't do with my rack is give it a motorboat"
- enthusiastic jo'burg trad climber with a very shiny, very expensive rack.

"The early bird may get the worm,
but the second mouse always gets the cheese."
- Unknown genius

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At the chaaaaains boet!!

The only problem with reality is that there is no background music. - Unknown

“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin

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Climb ZA - Administrator

The early bird gets the worm,
But look what happened to the early worm...

“We must respect the other fellow’s religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.” – Henry Louis Mencken

Is it not the case that “ everything comes to those who wait “ simply the left over’s from those who got there first.

"You worked the route for 45 days? That's longer than Jesus spent in the desert!" "Yeah, and what did he accomplish?" - Gustav and Andrew about Rodan

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

If a man talks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him....is he still wrong?

"Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSs is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders." — Alanna.

"Success is largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go"-Unknown

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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

"Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure, life is either a daring adventure or nothing" - Helen Keller

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‎"Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure, life is either a daring adventure or nothing" - Helen Keller