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 Post subject: excuses, excuses!
PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2006 8:58 pm 
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What is the best / most outrageous excuse for poor climbing performance you have heard. Come on guys we are all full of them most of the time. Lets hear some peaches....


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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:46 am 
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My dog ate my chalk.


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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:14 am 
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thats the excuss you use when you sniffed your chalk...

Newton should have been around today... gravity seems to be pulling harder than ever...


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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:30 am 
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I haven't climbed in months........ really!

You've all been forewarned now, I'll soon be using this one laaank!
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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:50 pm 
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My belayer smokes..............................(Huh?).....................................

Everytime I reach a crux a cloud of marijuana wafts past and I forget what Im supposed to be doing!! 8)


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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 3:43 pm 
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Grigri wrote:
My belayer smokes..............................(Huh?).....................................

Everytime I reach a crux a cloud of marijuana wafts past and I forget what Im supposed to be doing!! 8)


As long as you remember to breath.......... in .................. deeply............. you'll be okay!!
:)


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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 8:08 pm 
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float through that crux! :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:16 am 
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I like to fake a little accident on the walk-in.
Pretend to twist my ankle or strain a finger putting on my pack.
This way everyone sees the injury happen and the excuse is already half made.
Whats even better is when I crank well that day with my \"injury\" :lol:


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\" jeewizz, i've been cranking so hard lately i can hardly lift my handbag\"


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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:50 pm 
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ClimbZA wrote:
My dog ate my chalk.


Not far off that one. When I did my pilgrmage to Yosemite some Canadian climbers left some gear in the boot of their truck. Along comes a bear in the night and ate 2 pairs of climbing shoes, 5kg of oats, and a bag of chalk. Must have ended up with the worst case of spyt-kak that has ever befallen a bear... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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