JOTD
-
Nic Le Maitre
- Posts: 1075
- Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:40 am
- Real Name: Nic Le Maitre
- Location: Stellenbosch
Re: JOTD
Why did Megan fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Certainly not Megan.
(Sorry, slow day at the office)
She had no arms.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Certainly not Megan.
(Sorry, slow day at the office)
Happy climbing
Nic
Nic
Re: JOTD
When people stutter I drop a beat for them, because I'm hoping they're about to freestyle.
I shower with a suicide note in case I slip and die, at least I can make it look intentional instead of stupid.
I put suicide notes next to roadkill, so their animal families can have some closure.
I shower with a suicide note in case I slip and die, at least I can make it look intentional instead of stupid.
I put suicide notes next to roadkill, so their animal families can have some closure.
Re: JOTD
I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken.
I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken two.
I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken two.
-
Justin
- Posts: 3470
- Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:31 am
- Real Name: Justin Lawson
- Location: Montagu
- Contact:
Re: JOTD
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Climb ZA - Administrator
justin@climbing.co.za
justin@climbing.co.za
Re: JOTD
emile wrote:Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec
I put that one up on facebook some time back - got 1 like from a computer science friend and a "huh" comment from a relative. There are some really good maths jokes out there...
Some of my favourites (not that maths, computer and accounting jokes are the same thing, but any way):
Why is the integral of 1/cabin d cabin a mathematician's ideal holiday?
Because it equals log cabin + c
There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary, and those who don't
There are 3 types of accountants, those who can count and those who can't
An accountant is a person who provides a solution you don't understand to a problem that you didn't know you had and then bills you a fee you can't afford
An auditor is a person who shows up to the battle 3 months after its over and kills the survivors.
An actual quote by a client to me during my articles: You auditors - you want to have your cake and eat it, and then you bill me for the cost of the cake and the time spent eating it!
I could go on for hours...
"There is something fundamentally wrong in treating the Earth as if it were a business in liquidation." Herman E Daly
-
Justin
- Posts: 3470
- Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:31 am
- Real Name: Justin Lawson
- Location: Montagu
- Contact:
Re: JOTD
Ultra Fast Laser-Based Explosive Scanner Accelerates Airport Security Checks
- Attachments
-
- explosion detection
- explosion_detection.jpg (72.26 KiB) Viewed 4335 times
Climb ZA - Administrator
justin@climbing.co.za
justin@climbing.co.za
Social Media
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest