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I just found a website packed full of terribly lame jokes. Here are some of them:

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
"Nothing, chimneys can't talk."

What's long, brown, and sticky?
A STICK!

why did the kid cross the playground
to get to the other SLIDE

What do you call sombody else's cheese?
Nacho cheese!

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.

What did Spock find in the bathroom of the USS Enterprise?
The Captain's Log!

Two atoms were talking to each other.
The first atom says, "I've lost an electron."
The second atom asks, "Are you sure?"
First atom answers, "I'm positive!"

What's 17 inches long and makes a woman scream all night long?
Crib death!

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office naked and wrapped in plastic. The psychiatrist says to him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A guy walks into a dentist office. He says "Doc, you have to help me! I think I am a moth!" The Dentist says "I can't help you, I'm a dentist, you need a psychiatrist. Why did you even come in here?" The man replies "The light was on."

I wasn't breast fed as a baby. My mother just wanted to be friends.

What's about six inches long, has a big head, and women can't get enough of.
The new hundred dollar bill

Mom, Dad and baby tomato are walking down the street. Baby starts falling behind. Dad goes back and squashes the baby and says "Ketchup!"

Zwei peanuts are valking down ze strcasse and one vas assaulted... peanut.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just gave a little whine.

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.

Have you heard the one about Helen Keller?
Neither has she.

man tells his doctor, "whenever i drink tea that has sugar in it i get a stinging sensation in one of my eyes!"
doctor says, "try taking the spoon out first"

A man is sitting at a bar having a drink when he hear "Nice shoes". Looking around he sees no one close by. Then he hears "Great tie!" Still no one else near him. Then he hears "I like your hat!" Finally, he calls the bartender over and asks him what is going on. The bartender says "Oh, the peanuts are complementary.

Two fish in a tank.
One fish turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

2 muffins are in a bag. The first muffin says "Man, its hot in here" and the second one says "Oh my, a talking muffin!!!!!"

"Doc, you've got to help me. Every night I have these recurring dreams! In one, I'm a wigwam; the other a teepee. Wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee!"
"Obviously you're two tents."

A string walks into a bar. Bartender says "we don't server strings here." String walks outside, ties himself, undoes one end of himself. Walks back in, bartender says "are you a string?" String says "No, I'm a frayed knot."

How many Freudian Psychatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to turn the bulb, the other two to hold the penis......I mean the ladder!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pavlov. Just checking.

Rene Descartes walks into a restaurant.
Waiter asks Descartes if he'll be having the special.
Descartes replies "I think not", and instantly disappears.

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb in a tree and act like a nut.

What did the wall say to the ceiling?
Meet you at the corner!

"A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, as her father gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."

Duck goes into a pharmacy. Tells the pharmacist he needs some chapstick.
Pharmacist asks "Are you paying cash?"
Duck says, "No, just put it on my bill."

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How it went?". She replied, "Fine, but I've never seen so many Freudians slips."

Did you hear that Mick Jagger adopted a frog for a son? The frog went into a bank and tried to get a loan. "You have anything for collateral?" Patricia Whack, the loan officer asked. The frog gave the loan officer a small ceramic figurine. The loan officer called her boss and the boss responded, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Two eskimos were out fishing in their kayak and became chilly, so one of them built a fire in the boat, which burned through the hull. The boat sank, the eskimos drowned, proving you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?
Quatro Sinko

So this midget psychic convict escaped from the penitentiary. The headlines next day read, "Small medium at large."

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac whe stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog?

What did the owl say to the squirrel who knocked on his door? Who? Who?

What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

Buddhist pays $20 for his $1 hotdog and waits....
Eventually he says "Aren't you going to give me change?"
Vendor replies "Change comes from within."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the beach?
Sandy

Hanging on the wall? Art.
Propped against the wall? Eileen
Japanese and propped against the wall? Irene
Swimming in the ocean? Bob
In front of your door? Matt

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
-None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
-Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
-Just one, but it takes nine visits.

A mushroom walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Why should I give you a beer?" Mushroom replies, "Because I'm a fun-gi."

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Fish.

Speaking of fish, one flopped into a bar. The bartender said, "What can I get you?" The fish said, "WATER!" The mushroom laughed.

Two guys are fishing and they reel in a bottle. They open it an a genie grants them one wish. One of them says, "I wish this whole lake was beer!" The lake becomes beer, and the genie vanishes. The second guy says, "You idiot! Now we're gonna have to piss in the boat!!!"

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Did you hear that the Dali Lama won't let the shoot him up with novacaine when they fix his cavities? He wants to transcend Dental Medication.

What did the Blonde name her Zebra?
Spot.

How can you tell if your landscaper is blonde?
The bushes are darker than the grass.

Guy was flying a helicopter around Seattle when he flew into a dense fog. After a while he saw a building, so he hovered outside the window, and while people came up to look he wrote a sign that said "Where am I?" and stuck it to the glass. The onlookers conferred and put up a sign that said, "You're in a Helicopter:, by which he knw that he was at Microsoft headquarters. Where else can you get such perfectly accurate and utterly useless information?

What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a lawyer?
Nothing, there are some things a gorilla just won't do.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a scalar and a vector

So Adam is sitting around the garden of eden one day talking to God and he tells him that he's lonely. He thinks the garden is wonderful and the animals are great too but he needs a companion. God tells Adam he can create the most wonderful, beautiful creature in the world. She will love him, care for him and do everything he asks of her. Adam says "Great! what do I have to do?" God says it'll cost you an arm and a leg. Adam says "What can I get for a rib?

*Honk! Thunk! Honk! Thunk! Honk! Thunk!*
thats the sound of a clown in a clothes dryer!

What can you sit on, clean your teeth with, and eat soup with?
A chair, a toothbrush, and a spoon

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
"You're too young to smoke."

How do you get elephants out of the theatre?
You can't - it's in their blood.

Werner Heisenberg was driving down the road when he gets pulled over by a police.
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?", asks the cop.
"No", replies Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: 'A beer please , and one for the road.'

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'

'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home!'
'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.'
'Is it common?'
'Well , 'It's Not Unusual.'

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

And the grand finale:
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew the doctor's habit and would always have a drink waiting. But one day the bartender ran out of hazelnut extract, so he substituted hickory nuts. When the doctor arrived, he took a sip and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
"No, I'm sorry," the bartender replied. "It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

What's the difference between a bartender and a toilet seat?
A toilet seat only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

What's the difference between a bartender and a stagecoach driver?
A stagecoach driver only has to look at the same four hourse's asses all day.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered as a hostage situation?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Is there another word for synonym?

Two Irishmen walking by a lumber yard and they see a sign which reads "Tree Fellers Wanted". One turns to the other and says "Shame there's only the two of us."

Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are running from a cop and find sacks to hide in. When the cop hits the sack with the Englishman who goes "Woof". Cop hits the bag with the Scotsman who goes "Meow". Cop hits the bag with the Irishman who goes "Potatoes".

An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman are drinking in a bar. The Englishman gets a pint with a fly in it. He says, "Bartender, please remove this drink." The Scot gets a pint with a fly in it, and downs it. At the end of the bar, the Irishman is hunched over his glass, so the other two walk over to see what he's doing. He's got a fly by the wings, and he's saying, "Spit it out. Spit it out, you bastard."

Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, Winston, I would put poison in your tea."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, Madam, I would drink it!"

My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a bourbon. The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A Carrot.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you?
A: A stick

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey! I serve a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks up and says, "Wow, you have a drink named Tim?"

What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt."

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Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, "think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What
is it ?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from
behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands
and whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.'

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A guy is flying in a hot air balloon and he's lost. So he lowers himself over a field and shouts to a guy on the ground:

"Can you tell me where I am, and which way I'm headed?"

"Sure! You're at 43 degrees, 12 minutes, 21.2 seconds north; 123 degrees, 8 minutes, 12.8 seconds west. You're at 212 meters above sea level. Right now, you're hovering, but on your way in here you were at a speed of 1.83 meters per second at 1.929 radians"

"Thanks! By the way, are you a statistician?"

"I am! But how did you know?"

"Everything you've told me is completely accurate; you gave me more detail than I needed, and you told me in such a way that it's no use to me at all!"

"Dang! By the way, are you a principal investigator?"

"Geez! How'd you know that????"

"You don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going. You got where you are by blowing hot air, you start asking questions after you get into trouble, and you're in exactly the same spot you were a few minutes ago, but now, somehow, it's my fault!

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I put my root bear in a square cup, now its just a beer.

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The British Medical Association has now classified obesity as a disease.
That's a few awkward "Get Well Soon" cards I have to send.

Too many pigs seem to die while eating an apple.

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Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
 


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Women are time and money
women = time X money

but time is money
time = money

therefore
women = moneyᶻ

But money is the root of all evil
money = √evil

Therefore
moneyᶻ = evil

and therefore
women = evil




If:
study = no fail
and
no study = fail

then:
study + no study = fail + no fail

therefore:
study (1+ no) = fail (1 + no)

therefore:
study = fail.

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Not to get technical, but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

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Maths puns are the first sine of madness

Lets just take these science puns and barium.

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems" - P. Erdos

Why is the integral of 1/cabin in terms of cabin a mathematician's ideal holiday?
Because it equals log cabin + c

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A daughter asks her mother for a Cinderella themed birthday party. So her mother makes them clean the house.

2 blondes drive to Disneyland - the sign says "Disneyland left", they sigh and drive back home.

"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say 'hey look, there's one that looks like an idiot' " - Bill Cosby

Sometimes I put on a shirt that says "life" and stand on the street corner and hand out lemons.

to paraphrase Einstein: "Rock climbing: doing the same thing again and again expecting different results"

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I was recently fired from my job as a photographer. I lacked focus.

I saw a bakkie with a bumper sticker saying: "I am a vet therefore I drive like an animal". I didn't realise there were so many gynaecologists on the road.

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This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Castle or Windhoek?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."


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I have the sex life of James Bond.... Fictional.

The barista made the apple logo in the foam of my coffee.
"That's really creative" I said.
"Thanks, That'll be R500".

At Murrayfield (Scotland), with "Please respect the kicker" on the big screen, the crowd continues to boo. The commentators explanation... Unfortunately most of the people here can't read.

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Why are people in Cairo in need of psychiatric help?
They see Nile...

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People who go swimming in rivers in Paris are in seine.
People who go swimming in rivers in Egypt are in de nile.


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If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,














Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!


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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
The one is a superhero, the other is an instruction...

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

If your wife keeps coming out of the SPAM to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the SPAM sink.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.

Fact: married women have a longer life expectancy than single women. For men its the other way round...

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I hear the NSA has demanded Santa's naughty list.

I finally found the true meaning of xmas.It's for people who can't spell Christmas.

Volkswagen Golf... Why would you name a car after a sport that is slow, expensive and hard to drive.

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I don't get the tank thing - is it supposed to be funny?

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Gustav wrote:
I don't get the tank thing - is it supposed to be funny?


Do you watch Big Bang Theory? Sheldon has a song that people sing to him when he is sick. The lyrics are:
Soft kitty
Warm kitty
Little ball of fur

Happy kitty
Sleepy kitty
Pur pur pur


Ps. a Tiger is a WW2 German heavy tank. Their claim to fame was the fact that they could take out a Russian T34 at 2km, but their armour was so thick that a T34 could only take them out at around 100m range. At the Battle of Kursk the Russians tried to ram the German tanks to take them out.

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What happened to Rick Astley? It's like he's given us up, let us down, and deserted us.

I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.......I will keep you posted.

My dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend.
He said, "You know, you could do a lot better."
"Thanks dad, that means a lot," I replied.
"I was talking to your girlfriend."

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It's amazing what google can find:

http://www.songkick.com/artists/81555-rick-astley

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Double *cringe* :)

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It's amazing what google can find:

http://www.songkick.com/artists/81555-rick-astley

*cringe*

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BAbycoat wrote:
It's amazing what google can find:

http://www.songkick.com/artists/81555-rick-astley

*cringe*


Most obvious Rickroll ever.


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 Post subject: Re: JOTD
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:56 pm 
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In the window of a shop:
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A photo posted by I Love Climbing on facebook - the caption is a tad disgusting and obvious. But one sure way to end up in a grave sooner is to start doing this...
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