The (near) Perfect Trad route?

Rock Climbing is probably one of the most esoteric activities in the world with everyone having a personal “take” on it.  The very nature of climbing is that it is as infinitely nuanced as the rock is on which it takes place.  Climbing lore abounds with lies, tall tales and interpersonal strife especially at the “cutting edge” of the sport (if indeed it can be called that) not least of which are the almost annual debacles that occur on Mt Everest.  We all, I suppose, want to be acknowledged and to leave a legacy –preferably an honest and favourable one unlike Maestri who bolted Cerro Torre.  And we all have our way of going about it.

Climbing traditionally had no defined rules, only a loose set of ethics that vary from time to time and place to place.  In the past everyone had their personal preference, favourite place and particular style and we created and modified the rules to suit ourselves.  The rapid and dramatic commoditisation of climbing in the last 30 years or so has made it accessible to millions of people who frequent not only the rock faces but the indoor climbing gyms with over 5 million members in the USA alone.  Sponsors and the media now dictate the rules and the climbing “athlete” has emerged.  These climbers spend a huge amount of time kow-towing to their puppet masters and climbing with a camera lens pointed at them.

The commercialism of climbing has all but killed the adventure.  Everest has become every person’s mountain with children, grannies and “disabled people” doing annual ascents.

Fixed gear is mostly the norm on rock routes that are contrived through the most unlikely blank sections of rock with bolts, not features, defining the line.

Recently the Jeopardy wall on Table Mountain seems to have captured the imagination of every climber that is capable of climbing those grades and Klein Winterhoek Amphitheatre’s virtues have been extensively extolled on our web pages.  Both climbing venues can be considered home to some of the iconic trad routes but it is an extreme irony to me that both areas rarely get on-sight free ascents.  “Oceans of Fear” has never been on-sighted and its trad status is questionable in that many of the hardest moves are protected by bolts.  The routes on the Jeopardy Crag are (almost) invariably head pointed and all 3 of the cruxes on the original Jeopardy are protected by fixed gear.

One thing though, that has endured over the last 100 years in the broader trad climbing community is the concept of the “classic” climb.  Most of these classic climbs are not particularly hard and nowhere near “perfect” but by and large see far more ascents than the harder routes.  You will not read much about them in the media.  One only has to think of Nutcracker in Yosemite, A Dream of White Horses in the UK, Arrow Final on TM and Exposure in F Major and Northwest Frontal in Du Toits.  These routes have stood the test of time and the climbers who fashioned the first ascents have left a fine legacy for others to admire and try to emulate.  These are climbs for the ordinary man, not the career climber or the outlier sponsored athlete.

Play Time at Yellowwood Ampitheatre

Deon Leading the First Pitch of Play Time at Yellowwood Ampitheatre

I have been trad climbing for 38 years or so and I have been searching for the (near) perfect trad climb for about 35 of those years and I think I may have found it.

But First:  What is the perfect trad climb.  Of course this is open to debate and this article hopefully will be stimulating in that regard.

Here is my take:

1.         It must be broadly appealing and easy:  I have done first ascents of several routes that I used to consider to be my best at Blouberg and Yellowwood and elsewhere and they all fail as they are too remote, too hard or too scary or all three for most ordinary people to do – and that means me too because I dumbed some of them down with fixed gear and by and large “head-pointed” them.  Not one of these routes have had an independent ascent during their existence that ranges from 3 to 17 years.  The perfect grade for the perfect route should not be more than say US 5.7 or 5.8, British HVS or E1 5a, French 5a or b.  And SA and AUS 17/18.

2.         It must be an aesthetic line:  The route should ideally follow a stand out feature in the area where it is situated like a crack system, dihedral or arête.  Cape Sandstone does not lend itself to continuous lines so this is a tricky one in the local context but “Smallblaar Ridge” is the winner locally!.  On TM “Africa Arête” is spectacular to look at and Africa Edge is very cool to climb.  “Satisfaction Guaranteed” and “Big Corner” at Tafelberg are obvious lines.

3.         It must be continuously steep on good rock and “safe”.  Classic routes such as “Arrow final”, “Exposure in F”, “Northwest Frontal” and “Eight Miles High” have a history of serious accidents as they all lack in this department.  There must be no hanging stances.

4.         It must have no pin scars, manufactured grips or fixed gear of any kind whatsoever.  One of the all-time “classics” in Yosemite is “Serenity Crack”.  This, like many “free” routes in Yosemite, the Dolomites and elsewhere around the world exist entirely as the result of pin scars.  It is unlikely if any of the major big wall routes on El Cap would ever be climbed free without what amounts to chipped holds and bolts.

5.         It must be multi-pitch and long.  Few classic good routes are more than a pitch or two.

6.         It must be of consistent grade and quality.  Very few classic routes are.  I can’t think of one that is that is more than a 100m or so long that is consistently good – top to bottom.

7.         It must be accessible but still require a decent effort to get to and do.  You must get home and feel worked and tired at the end of it.

8.         It must be invoke a sense of awe (or “wow”) and be a little intimidating before, during and after.

9.         It must be high above the surrounding terrain and have a vista.

10.      It must have a bold, wild, airy exposed feel about it even if it is not actually remote.

11.      It must be adventurous.  It must be achievable but success must not necessarily be guaranteed on the first attempt if the grade of the route is at or near your limit.  So it must not be for sissies who fear failure.

12.      The climbing must be varied, funky and interesting – moves must require some thought to work out.

13.      It must be all seasons especially in South Africa.

14.      Escape off the route must be relatively uncomplicated although it can have an “epic” aura about it.

15.      It must be on clean rock that does not require frequent ascents to keep it “climbed into condition”.  There are many classic routes in the UK that would be complete choss but for the fact that frequent ascents keep the cracks and gear placements free of mud and vegetation.

16.      There must be a pub at the end of it to prolong the “feel-good” with your climbing partner(s).

Readers are invited to critique or add to this list which is certainly not complete.

Play Time at Yellowwood Ampitheatre

Deon on the second pitch. The rope sling was taken with in case we had to bail!

Recently, Deon Van Zyl and I fashioned what I consider to be the closest to a “perfect” trad route I have personally ever climbed.  In terms of the “perfect line” it cannot compete with Smallblaar’s knife edge line or “Africa Arête” but it is right up there with the best in all other criteria listed.

There is no move that is really harder than grade 17 and possibly even as low as 16.  (I think of the move off the ground and the crux on Atlantic Crag on TM and there is nothing quite as hard as that).  BUT it has more moves of grade 16 or 17 than on any route I have ever climbed.  It just goes on and on and on for around 160m (400ft) of climbing.  It is more consistent than its neighbour route Divine Time 19, it is well protected, has safe comfortable stances but feels totally “out there!”

It requires no special gear; a standard rack with a full set of cams to 3” and nuts to size 10, 6 quick draws and 6-9 slings is all that is required.  It is in the shade most of the morning and experienced climbers will be done in less than half a day.  The descent is down the user friendly abseil route a horizontal rope length walk to the right and I have done the abseil 5 times now without misadventure – once in high wind.

The pub is an hour walk and 5 minute drive from the base – so even condition 16 is ticked.

I have many friends who are passionate about climbing including Margaret my wife and our average age is now 52.5!  Most climbers in the world and especially people my age feel very tested on routes like “Magnetic Wall”, “Atlantic Crag” and even “Jacobs”.  This is a very do-able “big” “bold” route that I would recommend to anyone that has some experience of trad climbing.  I am content to climb and share this route with all my friends.  What could be more “perfect” than that!

Time will tell whether the trad climbing community will put its stamp of approval on this new route and if it will deserve being regarded as “iconic” or “classic” by future generations.

It is called, “Play Time!”

It is at Yellowwood!

A Near Perfect Trad Route

Play Time (16) at Yellowwood Ampitheatre

Perfect Trad route


11 Responses to The (near) Perfect Trad route?

  1. HenkG Apr 8, 2014 at 7:54 pm #

    SNORT! Well done. Cannot wait to go and check it out and thank you.

  2. Snort Apr 8, 2014 at 8:52 pm #

    Will put the route on the wiki in the next few days

  3. Mokganjetsi (WillemB) Apr 9, 2014 at 9:17 am #

    awesome stuff Snort! finding the pearls at your advanced age…;)

  4. Snort Apr 9, 2014 at 11:25 pm #

    Advanced age? WTF.
    Did another new route there today with Deon (left of Tea Time) 16 17 18 22 16 19 17. Probably gonna call it Good Time. It has an outrageous “roof rail” 22 that is about 4m long and you end up lying on your back a bit like Africa Bust-up. Bomber gear too. So not scary at all but very funky. Probably only 20 or 21 to redpoint if you know what to do!

    All the pitches are well protected and consistent at the grade of each pitch. I know I am biased but at least 4* route. The 19 pitch that is 55m long is as good as anything at Krakadouw or Tafelberg.

    To me it seems like the main wall at YW as been a distraction from some of the better climbing there or anywhere.

    It is still Yellowwood though!

  5. Brussel Apr 10, 2014 at 9:42 am #

    Well done snort!
    Write up the new routes already! I am keen to head up there on monday and climb fun time.

  6. Brussel Apr 10, 2014 at 1:27 pm #

    err I mean play time 🙂

  7. Hilton Davies Apr 10, 2014 at 1:55 pm #

    Nice work snort and deon. Looks like you’re going to run out of mountain soon…

  8. andy de klerk Apr 14, 2014 at 9:44 pm #

    Hey Snort

    This is a perfect Trad route.
    It’s also a classic.
    Ticks all your boxes.
    Shorter walk also.
    Astroman approaching teh Harding Slot
    Astroman approaching the Harding Slot

  9. charles Apr 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm #

    Meanderthal at Rooiberg is all of that – 5 pitches all 16 – clean – high – awesome !

  10. Rik De Decker Apr 21, 2014 at 4:11 pm #

    Good one, Snort! If you go looking for trouble and a direct line on Slangolie, you just about tick all the boxes too. The Jack Black at The Hussar down the road ticks rule 16. An important, but variable value to add is good company!

  11. Nicholas Le Maitre Aug 20, 2018 at 10:17 am #

    So if I read the RD for Play Time, it’s grade 20… Not sure how that gels with no move harder than 16/17?

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