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How to Smear in the Hills

This article is about smear. But be warned I’m not going to be talking about rock climbing.
How to toilet in Wilderness

In light of the recent Cederberg fire that may have been caused by someone burning toilet paper…

For those of us that learned to climb on the steep sandstone of the Western Cape, smearing is a foreign affair.  Smearing is more associated with vast runout slabs on Spitzkoppe in Namibia or the faint dimples and waves granite on Paarl Rock.  Smearing is not a skill that most of us Cape climbers have.  But you can learn how to do it.  This article is about smearing. But before you go any farther, be warned that I’m not going to talk about rock climbing. This is about smearing your feces! Read on.

Two years ago, I stepped in human excrement at the base of the Blaze of Glory wall at Silvermine. No matter where I go cragging, whether it’s at Spout Cave, Milner, Krakadouw or Karbonaatjieskraal, I see the remains of climbers doing their business in the hills. Mostly, this amounts to toilet paper strewn about the crags, or even on the path. Last year, Mary was closed to climbers in the Eastern Cape because the farm owner found used tampons and loads of human feces and toilet paper strewn about water sources near the camping area. It’s gross. And we are all part of the problem. But we can change your outdoor toilet habits and be part of the solution.

The easiest way is to simply pack out your toilet paper. Don’t burn it. Haven’t you heard the horror story about the guy who burned down Krakadouw a few years back with a match to his toilet paper? I didn’t have the misfortune of witnessing that debacle, but early in 2003, we went out to Krakadouw twice – just after a major fire. It was devastating. Perhaps the more recent fire was natural. Perhaps it was someone burning their bog roll paper again. Why take the risk? It’s easy to pack out your used paper. It’s not that gross, either, once you make it a habit and get used to it.

Here’s what we do – and we’ve been doing this for years. Get two Ziploc plastic bags, one big one, and one Sammie-sized bag. Put the small bag and your favourite 2-ply into the larger bag. After you take a dump, carefully stash the used sheets into the small sandwich-sized ziplock bag. Close that tight (without any air inside), and put it in the larger ziplock along with the bog roll. Simply zip both bags shut. The used paper doesn’t dirty the clean roll, and it doesn’t smell either. Just throw it into the rubbish bin at the garage on the way home, or just empty the small bag into a toilet and reuse the bag. You will find you can adjust your wiping style, including folding of the toilet paper before and after, to make this a clean and easy way to keep the crags free of toilet paper.

The second method to clean up the crags is going to be challenging for most of us. I’m talking about the smear. I admit, this activity is a bit gross. But it can be fun, too! I learned this technique from two Canadian climbing guides near the Austrian Hut on Mt. Kenya. We were camping in the rocks above the Curling Pond and Lewis Glacier because the hut was disgusting. So were most of the spots around our respective camping areas. Mt. Kenya is pretty much a desert. Excrement takes a long time to decompose there. This happens in all deserts, especially when you bury your chocolate puff adders beneath a rock or sand. It just doesn’t decompose quickly when there’s not enough moisture in the soil. So what did these smart Canadians do on Mt. Kenya? They smeared their crap on the rocks with the most sun exposure. A couple hours later, the remains were completely dried up. In several days, it was virtually gone.


So, let’s discuss the mechanics of this rather gruesome topic. You can easily smear your fresh dung with a brick-sized rock. Squat over a flat or slightly sloping exposed rock that gets a lot of sun. Do you business (aiming downhill), and then smear. You avoid soiling your hand by grabbing one end of the rock, and smearing in one direction. When you’re done, turn over the rock to expose what’s on the smearing rock, too.


Then let nature work its wonders of biodegradation. On our second recent trip to Krakadouw, I purposefully revisited a dump scene of the prior weeks. The smearing had completely accomplished its objective. I’ve performed this exercise at Wolfberg, Rocklands, Lower Buttresses, The Ledge and I’ve got pictures to prove it! But those pictures might gross you out more than you are already. The reality is that sun, wind and rain completely disperse the remains of the smear so much faster than other less interventionist methods. No slow decaying holes, no toilet paper. Just clean, unspoiled rock once again.


The crags of the Western Cape, much of South Africa and Namibia are in desert and semi-desert areas. These two simple measures, packing out your toilet paper and smearing in the hills, will go a long way to preserve the natural beauty of our climbing destinations. It’s amazing what two Ziploc bags can accomplish. And because we are blessed with so much wind, rain and sun, we are also blessed with quick dispersion of our smeared remains. Pack out the paper, guys, and learn how to smear in the hills.


Sidebar 1: Packing out the Paper

  • You need two Ziploc bags – one freezer size, one sandwich size.
  • Put your toilet paper and the smaller bag inside the big one. A full roll of toilet paper is much too bulky – take a partially used one from your bathroom, or just roll off a good amount around your hand to avoid the bulk of the cardboard roller.
  • The idea is this: stick the used toilet paper in the small baggie, and Ziploc it shut. The small baggie keeps the inside of the big baggie and the unused toilet paper clean.
  • The technique for wiping is as follows:
    • Stay squatting
    • Roll a few sheets around two fingers of one hand
    • Wipe yourself in one direction (e.g. back to front) with one swipe
    • Fold the paper over itself so as to conceal the skidmark
    • Shove that in the small baggie
    • Repeat until clean (or you run out of bog roll!)
  • Before sealing the small Ziploc, gently squeeze out the air inside
  • There’s actually no need to zip up the big bag, as the rough stuff is inside the small baggie. Plus, it’s easier to roll up the big bag when it’s not locked.
  • You can recycle the small baggie by emptying the small baggie in a toilet, or you can just toss the small baggie in the rubbish bin.


Sidebar 2: Wielding the Smearing Stone

  • As you scout out a flat surface that sees a lot of sun, look for a brick sized stone – the more rectangular the better. It must have a flat surface on the smearing side.
  • When it’s time to smear, grab the stone on the top and to one side. Use the other side’s flat bottom to smear across in a wide arc.
  • You may have to smear a couple more times (depending on what you ate the day before) – always go in the same direction to get the best flattening action.
  • When you’re done, just turn the stone over to leave the smear-side exposed as well.
  • Note that if you are really in a rush, you can always find a smearing stone after nature’s call.

How to Smear in photos (yes, you’re going see poop below!!)









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Grossed out
Grossed out
6 years ago

Dude, I’m very surprised to find zero comments on this post, it’s a potential goldmine for hilarity. What you say is fair, however, I think that if people can’t be bothered to deal with a little bit of used loo paper they’re far less likely to go through the effort of spreading their hard worked for chocolate log all over the rock to be dealt with by mother nature in a more timeous and efficient manner.

I think the solution is for guys and girls (but mostly guys because most of the chics I know are too scared/shy/whatever to even have a pee at the crag, let alone a little bossie) to go before or after climbing and to be responsible when going number two in the bundus, whether that’s burying, smearing or packing it out. Peace.

Bill Tucker
Bill Tucker
6 years ago
Reply to  Grossed out

No shit. Very possible at Silvermine, or Truitjies; not at Spout Cave unless you wanna carry as much out as in. Responsibility is ours. We must own it. Even if it is our own shit.

Derek Marshall
Derek Marshall
6 years ago

There was an issue at Mary regarding the farmer standing on a turd (after a party of well known, older WC climbers had an Easter WE with Keith James at Mary, hehehe maybe this was one of your early drying experiments, Bill). This was resolved in about 2002 with the building of a long drop. As far as I know there are no further issues. There were various parties that climbed there this year…no issues.

EC has an awesome boggie with a view at the Mcsa’s Cockscomb cave. The old MCSA ballies carried up a simple wooden box with a seat, in the 60s. Still does the trick. And is good inspiration.

Last year Towerkop was disgusting. Shit and paper all over the cave terrace and the path from the cave. We shared the cave with a very nice party from Stelenbosch. One of that partie’s people, planted a fresh steamer right between the boulders on the cave path. F… gross! But we we’really inspired to take a day off climbing to build a nice natural rock boggie. This year cave area is perfectly clean.

Frequented spots are going to be pretty grim and smelly if everybody smears shit all over the place. Rather take an extended trip and sacrifice an off day to build a bog. Going to require some effort. Surely there are people who care about Spout Cave.

Dark Horse
Dark Horse
6 years ago

I got taught to smear by my brother in law Fred and maybe it’s a childhood thing but now that I’m used to it, it’s actually fun 🙂 haha. Great article Bill, every person doing a little is what we need to save the planet and smearing a little shit isn’t exactly that difficult or that gross.

6 years ago

So selfish to do this. Even if the area is remote; if you were there, someone else could easily be there too. Animals leave sh*t all over the place because they have no other option. You HAVE options.

Dirk Talma
Dirk Talma
6 years ago

Marshall, the throne you guys built at Towerkop is incredible! We were there in mid-december and witnessed the beauty of it first hand. Thanks for the effort!

Spout cave could definitely do with a throne.

I think the only downside is that it actually encourages “lang draaie” on my part.

Would love your thoughts, please comment.x

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