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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:52 pm
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:44 am
The new neighborhood supermarket has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more!
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:46 pm
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:16 am
Ben Nevis Review
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 10:11 am
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 7:26 am
Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it:
- "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:19 pm
Aaaaaaand Justin gets the prize for being a devil = post # six hundred and sixty six!
Your goatshead sculpture will be delivered by orc courier one dark night soon.
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:35 pm