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Re: JOTD

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:52 pm
by justin

Re: JOTD

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:44 am
by emile
The new neighborhood supermarket has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more!

Re: JOTD

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 4:46 pm
by emile

Re: JOTD

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:16 am
by justin
Ben Nevis Review :lol:

Re: JOTD

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 10:11 am
by XMod
Quick post another joke - go on be a devil! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Re: JOTD

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 7:26 am
by justin
Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it:
- "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

Re: JOTD

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:19 pm
by XMod
Aaaaaaand Justin gets the prize for being a devil = post # six hundred and sixty six!

Your goatshead sculpture will be delivered by orc courier one dark night soon.

Re: JOTD

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:35 pm
by justin
Thanks Greg :twisted: